"You all know by now that I have a bilateral Varicocele right.... Well how did they find out? By doing the whole Sonar scan thing. Now Fertility Clinics are one thing, they know what to expect, xray rooms a whole different story. First they tell me to undress and put on a very womanly dress that suppose to cover your entire body, now being 1.9m tall the dress was a tad short especially if you have things danggeling between your legs  I then has to sit on a cold steel chair waiting for the doctors who would be doing the scan, my beautiful wife next to me, she always comes with everywhere, shame she is so wonderful, anyway sat there in Winter with a cold breeze blowing under the gown with all hanging free, sat for about 1 hour, after had to have a scan done on my xmas decorations (can only call them that as they are not currently doing their job) There was definate feeling and cupping for some time by a member of the same sex which I can pretty much say was my first homosexual experience, he must have enjoyed it as he played for a good part of 10 mins. Then he put cold gel on them and started moving the sonar all over them (no I swear I did not get arroused in case you were thinking the story would go that way, did get a little bigger if I had to be honest but I think it was warmer in the Sonar Room so....) would have been funny as hell though if it did  then came time to move it left and right and up and down and my gosh please end, well it didnt. He then asked for a 2nd opinion calling in another very embarrassed gentleman, picture this 2 men staring and feeling my sack which I stand there but naked holding the sonar gun for them....... embarassing as hell, my wife just smiling and looking as beautiful as ever tried her best not to burst out laughing but the worst came when they asked me to blow as hard as I could into my hand to see the blood flow on the sonar, cheeks puffed and queeving noices coming from the pressure on my hand against my mouth, one foot up on the bed, the other hand holding my member up, doctor with gun on sack, both doctors looking down at that area and wife red and holding in laughter..... BAM in walks a young nurse to speak to the one doctor and thats what she sees. You can imagine the walk out of there, thanks again to you all and hope to see many more stories, please feel sorry for me "